| • | Act I: A Call from Long Island |
| • | Home from the Office |
| • | The Reading of the Will |
| • | The Diamond |
| • | Quickies: The Astronaut/The School/The Confession |
| • | The Jury |
| • | The Presidents |
| • | The Cocktail Party |
| • | Final Discussion |
| • | More Quickies: Cry for Help/Panic/Two Husbands |
| • | The Convicts |
| • | Act II: The Housewarming |
| • | The Luncheon |
| • | Still More Quickies: The Storm/The Newspaper Reporter/The Home Remedy |
| • | Conversation in the Hotel Lobby |
| • | The Agony and the Ecstasy |
| • | My Son, the Captain |
| • | Secret Agent, James Bondstein |
| • | Enough Already With the Quickies: Dinner/The Elevator/Classified ... |
| • | Goldstein |
| • | Act I: Would You Believe It? |
| • | The Hobby |
| • | My Husband, the Monster |
| • | The Ballad of Irving |
| • | The Shoe Repair Shop |
| • | Divorce, Kosher Style |
| • | Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea |
| • | Things Might Have Been Different |
| • | Act II: A Call from Greenwich Village |
| • | The Great Bank Robbery |
| • | Discussion in the Airplane |
| • | Miami Beach |
| • | Schtick: The Traveler/The Panhandler/The Cemetary |
| • | The Kidnapping |
| • | The Bar Mitzvah |
| • | When You're in Love the Whole World Is Jewish |